[?] MRI results

Negative. Nothing in there. The Doctor is recommending I drink heavily in order to beat the stress, and when I told him I was a Baptist, he told me, "well, iMonk says you guys are all closet alcoholics anyway, so have a glass of wine on me."

See: there's no joke tag in there, so you have to decide for yourself if I am kidding or if I'm serious. I'm tricky that way.

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